"Ah, the verbal prompt to describe myself. The bane of my existence! Truly, the world would be much better off without such things, but then the Internet would be a very, very different place. (Though, as Avenue Q reminds us, not all that different.)
But you are not here to listen to my prattling on about my dislike of describing myself. You’re here for what I can provide you in the way of intellectual enlightenment! Or at least what help I can provide you in achieving it. I am, if you have not "